• Greg Long's Watermelon Testicles

Greg Long has got testicles the size of watermelons, big ripe oversized watermelons. He carries them around in a special back pack that attaches to his hips, we call it the Greg Long sackback, it comes in black, white, grey marle and char.

The 26-year-old SOCAL local has won more XXL awards than any other human and his penchant for riding inhumane sized lumps, borders on insanity. When we were scrolling through the new feature from Mexico on Surfline this morning, safe from the confines of our 4 by 2 office space and flouro lights, (albeit through a haze of coffee induced excitement) we couldn't believe our eyes. Have a look what G-Long and his brother Rusty have been surfing in Puerto over the past few days.

Thing is, it doesen't actually look any safer from further away. Greg Long. Photo:Cliff Nies
Thing is, it doesen't actually look any safer from further away. Greg Long. Photo:Cliff Nies
Greg Long's monster from a different angle, definitely one of the biggest Puerto waves we've seen in a while. Photo: Alexandra Saa
Greg Long's monster from a different angle, definitely one of the biggest Puerto waves we've seen in a while. Photo: Alexandra Saa

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